Tums Chewy Bites Vs. A Slice Of Pepperoni Pizza At A Skating Rink

Tums has had a number of commercials featuring food fighting the people that just ate them. They’re underratedly funny. In this one, a slice of pepperoni pizza starts whooping a guy’s ass while they’re roller skating. Fortunately, he takes Tums Chewy Bites (which really sound like candy), and soon enough they’re dancing with each other. Huzzah! Also, here’s an amusing one with bacon beating up a guy during a traffic jam.

T-Mobile Shows A Babysitter Who Charges Extra Fees

I chuckled at this T-Mobile spot. She’s perhaps not the most responsible babysitter. She charged $30, but the total was $50 after the fees. There’s a pizza ordering fee…we see the son asleep on a pizza box with half-eaten pizza. Then the dog sitting fee, with the daughter giving the dog a not so flattering cut. Finally the rummage through the closet fee, where the babysitter wears the woman’s high heels and gleefully declares “we’re the same size…in shoes.” I mean who is she, Verizon? Haha. The babysitter is Casimere Jollette. Any idea who the husband and wife are?

Secret Deodorant’s Pre-Date Freakout: Is It Brendan Or Brandon?

I’m torn whether this Secret commercial is amusing or annoying. Maybe it’s both. Brendan and Brandon are quite similar names that I’ve confused before. Has anyone reading done awkward pre-date stuff like this? Hopefully if you did, you didn’t get caught like poor Caitlin, who’s played by a real-life Caitlin, Caitlin Brodnick. If I find out the identity of Brendan/Brandon, I’ll add that info too.

Geico: Running Of The Bulldogs Is Surprising

We all know about the Running of the Bulls, which is currently taking place in Pamplona, Spain. But a Running of the Bulldogs, like in this Geico ad? That would be both surprising and strangely adorable. So much licking.

These Women Really Love SkinnyPop Popcorn

I’ve never had SkinnyPop popcorn. But according to these ads, it’s got some intensely devoted fans. There’s one who goes a bit beyond the standard sneaking snacks into the movie theater. Then there’s the mom whose SkinnyPop craving just can’t wait, even at a stoplight. If I find out the identity of the actresses, I’ll add that info too.

 

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