Aldi: This Teenage Girl Has An Unfortunate Tattoo Of Kevin

That foot tattoo of Kevin is just brutal. Oof. I wonder if she went to the tattoo guy from that AT&T commercial. But as the girl’s mom explains, some things you can’t take back. Unless you went to Aldi, where their “Twice As Nice” guarantee means that if you’re not happy for any reason, they’ll give you a refund and replace it. The girl snarkily asks “why don’t you just return me then?” And mom snarkily replies that she didn’t come from Aldi. Burn! Are you annoyed by the mom’s chomping? A lot of online commenters are. Anyone know who plays mom and daughter?

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Head & Shoulders Shows A Same-Sex Couple At A School Dance

In its new campaign “Headstrong”, Head & Shoulders presents a series of ads where characters stop doubting and are their true selves. I guess Head & Shoulders helps that by giving them flake-free hair. Anyway, in one, we see a teenage girl step out of a limo and give a corsage to her date. Her date, as it turns out, is another teenage girl. Elsewhere, a Patriots fan and Steelers fan put aside their sports rivalry to make out when they’re both on the Kiss Cam. The song playing is “Superhuman” by Campfire featuring Shane Eli.

 

Olay Brings Us Sarah Michelle Gellar In Their Horror Spoof Super Bowl Spot

One of the most anticipated and most teased ads this Super Bowl season has been Olay’s commercial with Sarah Michelle Gellar. Now the official version is finally here. Poor Sarah can’t unlock her phone with Face ID because she’s been using Olay. SMG has some killer skin. It’s an entertaining Super Bowl debut for both Olay and Sarah Michelle Gellar.

 

Febreze And Terrell Owens Want To Get Your Bathroom Super Bowl Ready

Because eating greasy food and drinking beer does not exactly portend pleasant smells for your poor bathroom. Luckily, Febreze is here to help. You’d better stock up on Febreze before it’s too late. T.O. is amusingly overdramatic here.

This Machine Only Dispenses Coffee If You Have Left Twix

Twix has been doing this Left Twix/Right Twix campaign for years. Which is your favorite? I have a hard time picking, since I think all Twix are delicious. Anyway, poor Dave (technically David) can’t get any coffee since he has a Right Twix. His female coworker with a Left Twix has no problem gettin’ some joe tho. David looks strangely like a more ethnic David Schimmer, and Bill the snarky repair guy is a hoot.

Hidden Valley Ranch Shows An Airport Security Chugger

Like any Midwesterner, I’m a big fan of ranch dressing. And I think Hidden Valley has the best ranch. But I’m probably not as much of a ranch lover as the woman in this Hidden Valley commercial. When she’s going through the airport security line and the TSA agent tells her that the bottle of ranch is too big to bring through, she just goes to town chugging it. Yum! Though considering the current state of the TSA, I wonder if the agent would even care. I’m thinking this one was probably inspired by classic tales of airport security chugging.

State Farm: Beige Betty Gets Passed Down

A woman named Kim just got her own car with her own insurance. No more driving that old hand-me-down for Kim! Her parents handed it down to Kim’s younger brother. We then cut to little brother’s birthday surprise…it’s an old Buick Roadmaster station wagon, nicknamed “Beige Betty.” He’s not thrilled. Pertinent question: is the little brother an entitled brat? The “Roadmonster”, unfashionable as it is, is also kinda a classic. Austin Zajur plays little bro, and Stephanie Fetzer is a real State Farm agent in Minnesota. Kim is played by Anna Lore,  the dad is Kevin Garbee, and mom is Jana Wimer.

 

 

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