Amazon: This Mom Gives Her Daughter “The Talk”…About Safe Spending

This mom is on her daughter’s bed, and she delicately tells her daughter that she’s at the age where she “may start feeling certain urges.” To buy things at full-price, that is. Mom read her diary apparently. But Mom says she should really start practicing safe spending with Amazon. Low prices on everyday essentials, plus free shipping on millions of items. Score! But what is bang for your buck? Ahaha, this one cracks me up.

Aspercreme Presents Asperqueens

When you think of Aspercreme, you naturally think of drag queens, right? Right? Well, now you might. Because if your feet hurt, you can’t werk. And the heels make the queen. Ouch, ouch, ahhh! Kick pain in the Aspercreme! Nicky Doll is the queen who werks it here. There will definitely be some people that hate this one. But haters gonna hate, you know.

DirecTV: Football And Housewives

With DirecTV, you can get live TV and On Demand together (I’m pretty sure you can do that with regular cable too, but anyway…) That means football and Housewives. And then just like last year’s Serena Williams/Wonder Woman mashup, worlds collide. We see Housewife Teresa Giudice absolutely destroy Dak Prescott and Kenya Moore takes out CeeDee Lamb, causing an interception of sorts. Poor Kyle Richards just wants to talk! Then when a pissed Dak flips over a table, Teresa asks “who flips a table?” I’m guessing she has. The woman on the couch at the beginning is attractive…anyone know who she is?

Instacart Says “No Diggity”

Intstacart has been around since 2012, but it’s a service that exploded in popularity during the pandemic. In this ad, they show the variety of goods you can get…from essentials, to dinner, to a little something for “me time.” And Instacart uses an iconic ’90s song: Blackstreet’s “No Diggity.” Although when Blackstreet sings “I gotta bag it up”, they’re not talking about groceries. But yeah, Instacart used an ideal tune to gain millennial attention here.