State Farm: This Is Ludacris!

When a couple walks into their kitchen to find the sink hose spraying all on its own, the wife comments “this is ludicrous!” And then Ludacris appears right there! Who called for Ludacris? They meant the situation is ludicrous, but you don’t tell Ludacris what’s ludicrous, Ludacris tells you what’s ludicrous. But it turns out that sink hose is ludicrous. They need State Farm…and the jingle summons Jake. Guess Ludacris can go…but he’s not going to rollout. Also ludicrous? Luda’s outfit in this one.

State Farm: Jake, Patrick Mahomes, And Andy Reid Eat Combo Meals (With Nuggies!)

The three are eating at a fast food place, when Andy wants Jake From State Farm and Patrick to explain bundling. Jake says that fries are Andy’s car, and Andy helps himself to a fry. Patrick tells him that a burger is his home, and Andy takes a bite of Patrick’s burger. Jake says that it can be more affordable if you bundle them together. Kinda like a combo meal. Andy wants them to explains it again with the “nuggies” on the table, but Patrick draws the line. Andy’s delivery of “nuggies” with his little finger crawl is comedy gold. And in the locker room, Patrick and Jake tell the team that this season boils down to one word “bundle home and auto.” When a player says that it’s four words, Jake retorts that it isn’t if you bundle them. Mind blown! The players go crazy for the bundle! These have me cracking up. And now that Aaron Rodgers and State Farm have officially separated, it looks like it’s going to be all Mahomes for the foreseeable future.

State Farm: Parker Gives A Jug Of Ranch As A Baby Shower Gift

If you’re reading this post, you probably remember the State Farm commercial with Parker. You know, the one where they brought Jake a lot of food and we wondered what Coocoo Crusties were. Well, they also gave Jake a huge jug of ranch, and now they’re bestowing that gift at their friend’s baby shower. Baby stuff is pricey, but Parker doesn’t need to worry because of all the savings with State Farm. But as if turns out, you can never have enough ranch. Parker is played by Izzi Rojas…anyone know who the expectant mother is?

State Farm: Let’s Meet Patrick Mahomes At A Sneaker Shop, And Aaron Rodgers At A Music Store

With a new NFL season also comes a new season of football commercials. So let’s start with State Farm. Jake from State Farm runs into a guy who appears to be Patrick Mahomes, but is “just your typical sneakerhead” working at a sneaker shop for the employee discount. He’s also interested in the “Patrick Price” from State Farm, but when he finds out that anyone can get it, the kicks Jake was eyeing are now sold. And likewise, Jake from State Farm is at a music store where he encounters “an aspiring singer/songwriter with my bandmates” who looks a lot like Aaron Rodgers. The “Rodgers Rate” is good for anyone too, and soon that singer/songwriter dedicates one to his ex-best friend.

Jake From State Farm Hangs Out With A Runaway Bride

Jake from State Farm is just chillin’ on the couch, eating a giant tub of popcorn. Is he watching something that we can’t see, or is he actually just sitting on the couch eating a giant tub of popcorn? Anyway, then a panicked and out-of-breath woman in a wedding dress runs in. She needs to hide for a bit. Shades of Friends! She just couldn’t go through with it…because she’s in love with someone else. Not Jake though, but the groom’s brother. Awkward! She then helps herself to some popcorn. That was an unexpected plot twist, but you can expect State Farm to be there when you need them. Anyone know who plays the runaway bride?

State Farm: Isa Gets A Soccer Goal Shoutout

Here’s a Spanish language commercial from State Farm. If you’re looking this up, you probably know Spanish, but I’ll explain the ad for those who don’t. State Farm agent Isa is watching soccer (futbol or football for most of the world outside the United States) with some friends. When a player on their team scores a goal, they celebrate and are then surprised when the scorer lifts up his jersey to reveal a thank you message to Isa. But Isa, like Jake, insists that those savings are for everyone, even as the player speaks to her through the camera. Jake and Isa have also appeared in a State Farm commercial together. Isa from State Farm is played Mela Green, an Argentine actress now based in Los Angeles.

Jake From State Farm Gives The Maya Markdown

In another State Farm adventure, Jake stops into Longhorn Meat Market. There, he’s generously offered up steaks from the hipster-y Maya. Jakes says he only wants one, but Maya says it’s the least she can do after he gave her the “Maya Markdown” on her insurance. Of course, everyone gets those great rates. After six stacking up six steaks, Jake is positively hypnotized by what looks like some thick-cut bacon. And if he pulls around in 20 minutes, she’ll hook him up with the good parts. Ooh…intriguing. Though I wonder if Jake is getting tired of everyone offering him up gifts. By the way, Maya is played by Kate Rogal.

Jake From State Farm Eats Steak With Aaron Rodgers And Patrick Mahomes

State Farm becomes “Steak Farm” in their newest spot. Aaron may have told the server that Jake can give her the Rodgers Rate for her insurance. But as we know, the Rodgers Rate isn’t real and State Farm gives everyone surprisingly great rates. Meanwhile, Patrick absolutely slathers his steak with ketchup, a nice nod to his real-life bad habit.

Jake From State Farm Helps Out Patrick Mahomes And Aaron Rodgers

The NFL kicks off tonight, and that brings a whole slew of new NFL commercials. We’ve already seen Jake from State Farm save ordinary people money, but he also spreads the love to the NFL. Patrick Mahomes really appreciates the “Patrick Price” on his insurance. Mahomes is also amazingly good at cornhole as you’d expect an NFL quarterback to be. He’s so pleased that he’ll let Jake wear his Super Bowl ring, but only for a day. And what’s a State Farm campaign without Aaron Rodgers? He gives Aaron the “Rodgers Rate”, while Aaron plays fetch with his dog. Aaron gets too zealous with the last throw, but Jake can help with that.

Jake From State Farm Gives Serena Savings

I guess State Farm’s new campaign with Jake shows him and the individual people he helps. The breathy and calming Serena is pampering Jake at a spa and offers him 10 free minutes in a broth bath or a complimentary wet moss wrap to thank him for the savings. Of course, those savings are for everyone, which causes Serena to briefly change to an incredulous tone. Jake is played by Kevin Mimms…anyone know who Serena is?