Twitter Gives Me Another Reason Not To Join Twitter

I’ve entertained the thought of getting on Twitter many times in the last 6 months. But every time I think about it, a little part of my soul dies. If people really want to read my stupid thoughts, they can do it on Facebook or on this blog. And Twitter’s first commercial does nothing to change my negative opinions about them. In fact, it strengthens my view of frequent Tweeters as self-absorbed, hipster doofuses (doofi?).

Oh, and try using some original music. Using music from those MLB Network spots and that little Law & Order transition sound (Get it? Because they’re in New York City!) is not original.

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