State Farm: Aaron Rodgers’ Agent Has Apparently Never Used A Bathroom

There’s been a fire in the bathroom of Aaron Rodgers. Apparently, a candle lit a towel on fire and the towel charred the wall. But don’t look at Aaron’s agent, Gabe. He’s never been in a bathroom…he just meditates and makes it go away. Right. Gabe is played by David Haydn-Jones, and the State Farm agent is real-life agent Patrick Minnis. Also, Gabe, you can’t trade a State Farm agent the Siberian Football League.

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