Miller Lite: The Neon Tiger Wings Fail To Impress A Waitress

Dumbass commercial. First off, the waitress. You’re at a bar, and one guy isn’t drinking because he says he’s the driver. Driver for what? What kind of stupid question is that? The designated driver, you ninny! They’re not in a band! She likes drummers, and they all raise their hand when she asks who the drummer is. Who didn’t see that coming? The waitress (played by Kassia Conway, who’s also in a new McDonald’s ad) is pretty cute though.

Edit: The driver is NASCAR racer Brad Keselowski, who is sponsored by Miller Lite. My NASCAR ignorance shines through.