Geico: This Safe Robber Gets Off At Trial

Mr. Harris has his fingerprints on the safe. There’s a photo of him opening the safe. And there’s even a hashtag #JustRobbedTheSafe. He clearly did it. But I guess the judge loves Geico, and Mr. Harris gets off. Our legal system ain’t great, but at least it’s not like this, I suppose.

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