Wendy’s Shows A Woman Who’s Breaking Up With “Basic Mike”

“Basic Mike” is boring. He uses the password “password”, and everything he owns is grey. Even his cute cat. Meow. He thought she liked Basic Mike, and she did, but that was before she had Wendy’s Made to Crave chicken sandwiches. Poor Basic Mike. The woman is played by Corsica Wilson, and Basic Mike is James Skinner.

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Yahoo Fantasy Football Will Make You Feel Much Better After A Breakup

Yahoo may have lost a lot of its mojo, but it’s apparently still the #1 app in fantasy. These Yahoo Fantasy Football commercials actually came out in July 2017, but I guess I missed them. Mike’s girlfriend dumped him mid-season and he thought nothing would fill the void. But then he found a 6’7″ tight end with velvet soft hands on an opponent’s roster, and all was good again. And Tim won his fantasy football league once, in 2008. He’ll be gloating about it for eternity.

Mike Shows Up To A Hipster Fondue Party With A Taco Bell Cheesy Core Burrito

I don’t think Mike will be invited again to hang out with Alan and his friends. Whatever…they seem super pretentious. Mike is played by Connor Del Rio.

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