Get The Office Kleptos Meal At McDonald’s!

McDonald’s is revamping its Dollar Menu once again with the “$1 $2 $3 Menu.” In this new campaign, men in unfortunate circumstances come to McDonald’s to put together a cheap meal. There’s the “my office is full of kleptos meal”, purchased by Paul, who’s had his work lunch pilfered. The “we haven’t been to the grocery store in weeks meal” is bought by a man who passes out after sniffing his long-expired milk (his roommate has done the same). And the “save the tailgate meal” for football fans who lost their grill after making a sudden turn. So even when life goes wrong, you can sadly eat McDonald’s. Yeah!

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DirecTV: Peyton Manning Now Spends His Sunday Mornings At The Grocery Store

After 18 seasons, Peyton Manning retired from the NFL back in March. But life goes on, and Peyton still needs things to do on Sunday. So he now spends his Sunday mornings shopping at the grocery store in his bathrobe, and extolling the virtues of DirecTV’s NFL Sunday Ticket to a disinterested cashier. And since those football checks aren’t coming in anymore, Peyton uses coupons. A fiscally savvy move. Other spots show Peyton spending his Sunday mornings at the park, and talking to his brother Eli, who’s about to play. Lionel Richie offers a parody of his song “Easy.”

 

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