Senokot’s Constipated First Date

Senokot’s “First Date” ad has been out for more than two months…how did I miss it? Anyway, a man and woman are on a first date at a coffee shop. After almost hitting her with the coffee, they giggle and he comments that first dates can be uncomfortable. She chimes in by saying that her constipation is also uncomfortable. She’s sooo backed up, and she’s been trying. Don’t talk about constipation, everyone. Jessie Cannizzaro is the girl, and Dolan Bloom is the guy.

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Mercedes: Not Even A Blizzard Will Stop This Young Couple’s First Date

If you’ve been looking forward to something for a long time, you’ll tend to do anything to make sure that it still happens. That’s the situation in this adorable new Mercedes ad. There’s a major snowstorm, but this dad still departs in their Benz with his son to a movie theater. He walks in, and it’s completely deserted. After wandering around disappointed, he comes back outside to meet his dad. Just then, another Mercedes emerges, and out hops a girl. Presumably, it was their first date. Aww. It’s a sweet story, and also serves well to advertise the 4MATIC All-wheel Drive. The soft song playing is “Make You Feel My Love” by Sleeping At Last.

Bud Light’s First Date…Why Can’t He Go Back To Cleveland?

“The people in that blind date Bud Light commercial would clearly be drinking craft beer.” -Comment from a Facebook friend

If you’ve been watching the NCAA Tournament, you already know that this Bud Light commercial has been shown roughly every 3 seconds. It’s another pretty stupid one…something of a spiritual cousin to Miller Lite’s, and it’s been taking a beating on social media. And yeah, since they’re hipsters, they probably would be drinking better beer. Or at the very least, PBR. I find it funny when mass market beer companies make it seem like people drink their stuff for a reason other that the fact that it’s dirt cheap. Why can’t he go back to Cleveland ever again? I would guess indecent exposure, but that might not be something to admit on a first date. Here we go! Who says that? Ahh, online dating. By the way, Jessica Little plays hipster girl. Still not sure who plays hipster guy.

Is Dairy Queen The Ideal First Date?

This first date at DQ seems awkward, and this commercial is equally awkward to watch. It baffles me why someone would so blatantly lie with an online dating picture when they’re going to meet in real life. Does he think she won’t notice? That said, Dairy Queen’s Sweet Apple BBQ Grillburger looks awesome. Here’s a review.

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