Honda’s Lame Hipster Spot

This is Tim Kendall. He’s some guy. Looks like a lame hipster to me. Oh…but he’s got 4 friend requests on Facebook. Hot shit. He says he was born cool. Very modest, Tim. This is his new Civic. Sweet, Tim. This is where he works. Oh so edgy. These are his tickets to the show of the decade. Ra Ra Riot…haven’t heard of them. Andy Meyers has. Their song “Boy” is playing. It actually sounds pretty cool. These are his friends…super. This is the girl he went out with last night, Amanda. Oh neato, he can talk to her hands free. Now they’re at the show. It’s gonna be awesome, guys! And clearly, I don’t care.

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