Tuesday Throwback: This Rocker Hates Suburbia And The Bourgeoisie, But He Really Loves Ally Bank!

Singing about how you love your bank is about as not ragin’ as it gets, even if it’s a sentiment that’s from the heart. It is cool that he’s so enamored with Ally Bank. I remember writing about this one in the early days of the blog in 2011, and it still cracks me up.

Ally Bank’s Accident-Prone Woman

Ally Bank wants people to try new things. They have no branches, but you can reach them 24/7. Of course, if you’re like this lady, you might be hesitant to try new things…what with the the electricity and fire-related foibles. Definitely laughed out loud at this one.

Ally Wants You to Love Your Bank

Banks aren’t really places you associate “love” with. Most of us have a neutral relationship with our bank at best, and at worst, they’re the assholes that charge you $35 for overdrawing your account by 10 cents. But Ally wants people to think about their banks differently.

Hilarious. This commercial doesn’t exactly say what distinguishes Ally from other banks, but the song sounds good, even if it isn’t “raging”. Of course, I’ve never actually seen an Ally Bank, so I guess I’ll miss out on the love.

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