Citi Can Make You Less Boring

I almost feel like this guy could be me, if I had more money. Giada is quite attractive, although yeah, her head is pretty gigantic. And speaking of attractive…Alicia Keys. Beautiful. The song is “Girl On Fire.”  So go Jack! Way to show Lauren! Use that Citi card with Private Pass! Granted, Jack still might be boring, but at least he does more interesting things now. And in case you’re wondering, Lauren is played by Jocelyn Deboer.

Ohh, I hadn’t seen these. So Jack has (had?) a passion for wearing khakis (his favorite color too) and eating oatmeal and vanilla ice cream. Guess he really was boring.


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31 year old guy. Into sports, pop culture, advertising, and trivia among other things.

2 Responses to Citi Can Make You Less Boring

  1. Gene says:

    I think its kinda cool that our society has progressed so far from nuance or euphemism to enlightened displeasure that we no longer have to be nice. We can be immediate, matter-of-fact, and even cruel because after all our needs should be met! Dammit what’s wrong with selfish?

    • Jimbo says:

      Gene: In the vein of your response, if you were making a wry, tongue-in-cheek observation (which I infer you were)–you are extremenly funny. If you were being serious, you are an A-hole!

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