Filching Food, As Advocated By Burger King

I have a recurring fantasy of strolling by a sidewalk cafe, swooping in, swiping someone’s food, and sprinting down the street while stuffing myself with pilfered calories. You know, the good ol’ stroll, swoop, swipe, sprint, and stuff routine. So I can relate to Burger King’s less socially deviant example.

Bonus video: The King plays football!